In other random news of my life, I heard from Mother a couple weeks ago that my long-time suitor Mr. Pho Fetish Man recently GOT MARRIED. Alas, it is the end of an era. Our love was not to be. Now if someone asks me what the picture of the man in my room is, I will feel rude saying he's my overseas-stalker-boyfriend-man-I-have-not-met. It's a very ( Read more... )

Adventures With Mr. Pho Fetish Man (continued. I really thought this was over by now, didn't you ( Read more... )

It seems I've neglected to copy down (which surely I must, for posterity's sake) further adventures with Mr. Pho Fetish Man. To review ( Read more... )

Aunt Hung (one of my aunts who lives in America) tells us that a 37 year old man who saw me eating pho in a restaurant when I was in Vietnam has been calling her because he has fallen in love with me and wishes to marry me. I'm sorry Mr. Pho Fetish Man, but if I'm going to marry, I have many younger Vietnamese men happy to marry me for my American ( Read more... )